Not an illusion. This spider is as big as a quarter! And outside my door! #beafraidbeveryafraid #webby

Not an illusion. This spider is as big as a quarter! And outside my door! #beafraidbeveryafraid #webby

The anguish.

The anguish.

Sad Girl and Feels killed it tonight at Sunday on a Saturday! #rockshowsthatdontsuck

Sad Girl and Feels killed it tonight at Sunday on a Saturday! #rockshowsthatdontsuck

Epic moustache. #notetheknife

Epic moustache. #notetheknife

Saturday jamming

Love the rogue, backyard taco setup. #amazingtacosnosurprisethere #mickylurking

Love the rogue, backyard taco setup. #amazingtacosnosurprisethere #mickylurking

Well, @tallulahgram isn’t hiding her feelings about the dress I bought for her last night. #prettyprincess #notmypug

Well, @tallulahgram isn’t hiding her feelings about the dress I bought for her last night. #prettyprincess #notmypug

Should read, “Children, run!!!”

Should read, “Children, run!!!”

Took this a week or so ago but it’d be criminal not to share. #questionmarktailin

Took this a week or so ago but it’d be criminal not to share. #questionmarktailin

@tallulahgram has hit puberty. Zit! #didntknowdogscouldgetpimples #beenthere

@tallulahgram has hit puberty. Zit! #didntknowdogscouldgetpimples #beenthere